OH MY GOD!!! I am about to rant, so RUN for your lives!!
I am going to just put myself out there and tell it: I HATE FIRST GRADE HOMEWORK!!!!
I can honestly tell you that nothing makes me feel more stupid and inadequate than trying to help my SIX YEAR OLD son with his homework at night! NOTHING!
You wanna debate RAW vs. JPEG?? BRING IT! (or not, just ask poor Bruce T.!) What color space do you shoot in? Other nerdy, seemingly cerebral photography related topics? COME ON I SAY! And so WHAT if all I do is quote Kevin Kubota? At least I GET IT!!
But ask me what the HELL the difference between a blended consonant or a diagraph is???? HUH?? No. NO! SHHHHH.... I am NOT interested!
Wait. is SHHHHHH a diagraph or a blended freaking consonant???!!!
GSDJNKGHHNDRNBHT NGNK;TREHINJOTEHRNCFGNLK DLM;'FOFTYJPTESSJOPIJ!!!! 46438903Q450[5UKOP'TFHMLKGNXF
The icing??
Tonight's homework question:
"3. One word with long i is____________. The word is _____________."
Ummm. what? w.h.a.t.? W.H.A.T.??? The word is?? What word are you referring to???? The one I just TOLD you about, like RIGHT BEFORE? That one? Does IDIOT have a long i?
No. It does not.
Imbecile?
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Just wait till the diphthongs!!!!
Wait till third grade!!!!! You spend as much time doing the work as they do. I want to get graded.
dummy dummy dummy
Long i's are totally over-rated. Size does not matter. DOES NOT.
Great, now I feel stupid!! Long I????
After all the work of helping him out wait to see what happens when he is graded and blames you for the teacher marking his homework with something less than 100%. Then tell me how you feel, lol.
There has been times I have wanted to purchase the teachers guide!
Thankfully Dave is around to deal with long i's. Phew!
laughing my consonated ass off Carla!
thats why you send the kids away until they are 18.
i.feel.your.pain. when "helping" my elementary school squid i've never felt dumber. sometimes i wonder if the teachers are jackin with the parents. because seriously what the .... are they talking about! haha! have a rad weekend!
Split infinitive! Dangling participle! Subjunctive tense! =)
I don't envy you... you'll feel like you're going through school all over again!
that's it. i'm googling it right now!
Bright was the first thing that I found.....um...not so much I guess.
I was a teacher and I can't answer that :P ha ha.
Yeah my fiance's little 9 year old sister and 12 year old cousin were teaching me how to do their homework over Thanksgiving break and I had no idea what they were talking about!!! So sad lol :) GOOD LUCK in the first grade Carla!!!
I feel your pain!
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