Sorry if this is your profession, honestly, because lord knows everyone needs a job and all but oh my GOD if I get ONE MORE FREAKING CALL from the G** D*** CT Fraternal Order of Police asking for money I am going to hit something!
I made the mistake of donating $10 once, way back years ago when I was a kind and giving person and have been harassed ever since. I know, nothing new. Duh.
But today this mo fo calls my office phone and FREAKING BURPS INTO THE PHONE BEFORE EVEN SAYING HELLO.
Yes, under normal circumstances I would laugh my ass off, actually no I am laughing right now! How stupid are they?
Next time I am going to act like i am going to donate like $1800 or something random and then change my mind at the last minute.
And then *I'm* going to belch in that mo fo's FACE and hang up!!